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[Trouble 61]

Today at Lunchtime, I visited M and S in Hastings. I stood at the checkout, waiting to go through. The elderly lady on the check out kept staring at me (obviously struck by my amazing beauty.......NOT! )
When I got to be served, all was revealed!
WHAT, she asked, are SUSSEX COASTERS??

I explained that we were a group of Harley Riders who liked to indulge ourselves...........food and drink obviously

She was so impressed and went off into a long tale of how her and her old man had not long been in Hastings, and how wonderful the May day run was and there was never any trouble, and aren't the bikes lovely and are there many laydee riders and.....(I began to wonder if she would take a breath) and it was marvelous to see so many bikers together and never any fighting......................

I apologised for cutting her short but I had to get back to work

*note to self - need to foster HARD Biker Bird Image

I visited M and S

Obviously paid too much.

*note to self - need to foster HARD Biker Bird Image

You could of bitten the head of a chocolate rabbit in front of her.

Paul

[Battersea]

Just for a moment, only a very short one, I thought you had written S & M

Keep up the good P R stuff, next time she see's you try and get her to invite us round for tea and muffin's.

[Mike Benis]

Similar thing happened to me in Asda on Saturday morning. I'm still wandering around in the Coasters special sweat shirt from the Web Party (yes, I know this brings a new and especially aromatic meaning to the term sweat shirt, particulary considering the amount of running around I'd been doing until then). My beard looks like something that wouldn't have disgraced ben Gunn in Treasure Island and my hair is at all angles.

In the entrance I donate a quid to marie Curie Cancer Reasearch the little old lady pinning the flower on looks me up and down and says:

"Oooh! Cider and cake, that sounds nice"...

Nice one Bexx..... dont ya just luv those little old ladies

[Old_Bob]

I was in a pub with a mate of mine (Mad Bob, so named cos he comes from Barking ) who is an expert at penis puppetry (specially when he has had a beer or three) One of the other lads in the group persuaded MB to do some of his tricks (the 'snail' with two matchsticks tucked in behind his --- well I never -- is brilliant) He then finishes off with the 'Towering Inferno' where he sets light to his pubic hair (he doesn't do this very often!!). This is where we usually get thrown out of the pub. However a little old lady sitting near me, and fully interested in what was going on, said in all inocence " I see why he calls it the towering inferno but what does he tell his wife when he gets home"



Old Bob

[Trouble 61]

Originally Posted by Downlander

Obviously paid too much.

Ooooo - I wish!



You could of bitten the head of a chocolate rabbit in front of her.

why? Whats the poor rabbit ever done to me? Oh yes - made me swell to twice the size....grrrrrrr.....you're right - next time.....OFF WIV ITS HEAD!

Paul

Think that sorts it

[Trouble 61]

Originally Posted by Old_Bob

I was in a pub with a mate of mine (Mad Bob, so named cos he comes from Barking ) who is an expert at penis puppetry (specially when he has had a beer or three) One of the other lads in the group persuaded MB to do some of his tricks (the 'snail' with two matchsticks tucked in behind his --- well I never -- is brilliant) He then finishes off with the 'Towering Inferno' where he sets light to his pubic hair (he doesn't do this very often!!). This is where we usually get thrown out of the pub. However a little old lady sitting near me, and fully interested in what was going on, said in all inocence " I see why he calls it the towering inferno but what does he tell his wife when he gets home"



Old Bob

When can we meet him? Sound like a fun chap to around ;)