Must share this.

[verminator]

Colin and shirley stayed the weekend with me and kerry. My neighbour knocked on the door to give me something, as i was upstairs colin answered the door. My neighbour looked at him and asked if he was my DAD . We had drunk a few bottles of wine the evening before, but i didnt think he looked that bad. Bet when colin joined the coasters he didnt think his long lost love child would turn up

[PhillSpace]

That's 'cause you is such a young lookin' dude innit Trev ... or Kev, or whatever ya name is now

[Battersea]

Originally Posted by verminator

Colin and shirley stayed the weekend with me and kerry. My neighbour knocked on the door to give me something, as i was upstairs colin answered the door. My neighbour looked at him and asked if he was my DAD . We had drunk a few bottles of wine the evening before, but i didnt think he looked that bad. Bet when colin joined the coasters he didnt think his long lost love child would turn up

I HATE you

[Old_Bob]

I wondered where you got the enthusiasm for polishing your shiny bits from Kev - er I mean Trev, however your 'Dad' has got more shiny bits that need polishing than you have and he told me he has got bigger bags now??

[ken_p]

Originally Posted by verminator

Colin and shirley stayed the weekend with me and kerry. My neighbour knocked on the door to give me something, as i was upstairs colin answered the door. My neighbour looked at him and asked if he was my DAD . We had drunk a few bottles of wine the evening before, but i didnt think he looked that bad. Bet when colin joined the coasters he didnt think his long lost love child would turn up

Now it all makes sense!! everything falls into place, I've always thought there was something going on between the two of them.

[PhillSpace]

Originally Posted by ken_p

Now it all makes sense!! everything falls into place, I've always thought there was something going on between the two of them.

Yeah, they always look neet and well pressed don't they

[Battersea]

Originally Posted by Old_Bob

I wondered where you got the enthusiasm for polishing your shiny bits from Kev - er I mean Trev, however your 'Dad' has got more shiny bits that need polishing than you have and he told me he has got bigger bags now??

Thats probably to do with 'things going south' when you get older, eh Bob.

Originally Posted by ken_p

Now it all makes sense!! everything falls into place, I've always thought there was something going on between the two of them.

NOT true, def not true.

Originally Posted by PhillSpace

Yeah, they always look neet and well pressed don't they

ME, neat and well pressed! you need new glasses mate.

and Trevor's senile old git of a neighbour needs new glasses as well.

[WORMY]

Now if the neighbour said he thought philspace was your boy I would not be shocked, I can see a likeness

[Old_Bob]

Nah Karen, Colin is a short arse like wot I am innit.

[ken_p]

Originally Posted by PhillSpace

Yeah, they always look neet and well pressed don't they

Jane says "the only reason Colin is always so clean and polished, is because Shirley is always behind him making sure"

Ken