Mini Spinney

[Mis-chief]

Yow Spinney do we need to start a book on -


"Dimensions and weight" as Chief so delicatly refers to babies (It's an engineer thing I think ) .........He managed to upset the proud grandparents the first year i met him with such subtalties Didn't ask if it was a boy or girl when my Mom called and I was out of the house - still dunno how he manages "favourite" son in law slot

Anyway, do you want us to start counting down now or had we better wait a week???

Guess we shouldn't try the sex either (guessing it that is )

Place your bets.............................................. ....now!

I think she maybe early. Doesn't look as if there is much room left for the little blighter!

As for weight, Hol's quite tall but slender and I'm short and stocky(fat really! ) so I'm reckoning around the 8.5 lbs mark!

We already know the sex but they can still get it wrong

[Monkeybrain]

so its either a boy or a......

no, not going there, being nice.

Will spinney need a puppy to keep he/she company?

Probably have me hands full with the new arrival for the foreseeable future. But I like to keep me options open

[Monkeybrain]

Sell the child, dogs are a doddle, boys.......pain in the sh1tbox.

Last week boy runs across playground, falls over and knocks his front teeth for 6 ona bench, blood, tears the works.

1 trip to hospital, 3 trips to dentist and then I have to give him cash for the bloody teeth!!!!

At least all I have to do for the dog is put food in one end and pick it up out the other.




Ignore my negativity, the boy was the second best thing I ever did.





Riding a bike is the first and will still be around when he's f@cked off shagging lap dancers, without giving them £800 first....

[Chiefy]

All the Best to you and Hol, hope everything goes to plan.

[Bluey]

Hope all goes well, Don't forget to keep us posted!

We might both be at brekkie this weekend, if not, i'll still be there. AAAhhhh mmmmmm Breakfast!!!!

[Monkeybrain]

Black pudding and brown sauce will induce her quicker than curry and a shag!

[Mis-chief]

8 days and counting

Okay - having seen the "bump" my guestimate is 9 lb 8 oz

Good to see you both looking so well.

Keep us posted