Anouncement

[Bluey]

It is with sad regret that I have to announce the Demolition of our very first Breakfast meeting place. The OK diner is no more, where once stud a shiney building now resides a gaping hole!. Never will our taste buds sample the finest free coffee (only after the first cup) or the perfect pancakes this side of the big pond.

[Chiefy]

Originally Posted by blueskull

It is with sad regret that I have to announce the Demolition of our very first Breakfast meeting place. The OK diner is no more, where once stud a shiney building now resides a gaping hole!. Never will our taste buds sample the finest free coffee (only after the first cup) or the perfect pancakes this side of the big pond.

I'm gutted!

That place was the start of some great friendships, not a bad place to eat and the purveyor of copious amounts of dodgy coffee.

Wonder what happened to all the bits and bobs from inside, had some great neons.

[Gibbon]

Bugger! our 15% discount cardswill be worthless now. I used to enjoy demanding more coffe till mid-day

At OK Diner we give you the whole 1950's American diner experience, great food with big portions, free coffee refills, delicious creamy shakes and toe-tapping tunes from the 50s and 60s.

I never had the pleasure

Didn't I read that th OK wasn't so okay

On a food related note, I've had food poisoning since Sat Ate a dodgy chicken tikka dupiaza. Unbeliavable amount of pain.

Feeling much better today but still not 100%. Phoned work to tell them I'd be in tomorrow and they said because it's food poisoning you have to leave 48hrs between sickness and returning to work. I'm off on Friday anyway so I'm not back at work till Monday Good ole NHS!!

Still, rather be at work than the pain I was in .

Oh, and another thing.......

Guess how much sympathy I got from Hol??????
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That's right, feck all!!!

"You should try having contractions"
"You should try having a 9lb 4oz baby!!"
"You dunno what pain feels like"

Roill on Monday

Right, rant over and sorry for hijacking the thread.

Anyone at brekkie this weekend?

Your gonna get that one from now to eternity Spinney, "I've just cut all my fingers off with the chainsaw"....."Huh, you should try giving birth"...."HOW? I HAVEN'T GOT A WOMB WOMAN!"
Mrs Sympathy doesn't live at your address anymore my friend

[Chiefy]

Must be the joys of fatherhood that folks keep telling me about

It's only a matter of time before the Lad is "Helping" you clean the bike

The mild amusement of being able to send him up the exhaust pipe to do a de-coke will be lost as a muddy Action Man claws his way up the petrol tank from his hideout on the seat and forces his rifle into yer ignition switch.

Little Hands covered in melted Milky Bar gently wiping the paint work.

Oh the Happy Days to come.

[Monkeybrain]

Pleasures of fatherhood also include:


The first day he realises he can punch you in the 'tayters and it really hurts you.




The first time he says ' She's really fat' in the queue in Tesco.





Also closely followed by 'that mans got boobs Dad' yes the bloke is standing right in front of you.






The pearler though is in Pizza hut Kidderminster. The manageress comes over to clean the table. You and your boy have been discussing the pretty ladies there are in the restaurant. SOn turns to you as the Manageress is walking away from the table, just a metre ot two away. His words of wisdom.....

" She's not very pretty Daddy, SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN!.

Yes, he did shout the last bit.