Unfortunately i heard one of the kids cry so i ran into the room after stepping out of the shower, having wet feet i slipped on my daughters toy farm yard animals she had been playing with on the floor.

When i came round in hospital later the doctors told me that as i slipped knocking myself unconcious at the time 4 of the toy farm yard horses and a pony got jammed up my rectum.

However the good news was my condition was now stable !