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    my wife likes to talk during sex. just the other night she called me from a motel.
    bloody hell Steve she has no consideration you could have been busy

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    bloody hell Steve she has no consideration you could have been busy

    too bloody right I was busy. I was out in the shed, trying to ream the baffle out'a muffler, but I screwed the job and now I can't pull the thing off

    When in danger or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout!

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    Quote Originally Posted by last shovel View Post
    too bloody right I was busy. I was out in the shed, trying to ream the baffle out'a muffler, but I screwed the job and now I can't pull the thing off
    well Steve it actually sounds like what was going on in the hotel. Reaming going on plus a screwed job and it couldn't be pulled off well Titter ye nay as Frankie Howard would say Ooh

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    Re: my wife jokes

    My wife says I have just 2 faults;

    I don't listen and some other shit she was rattling on about

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    I woke up grumpy this morning.



    I might might let her lie in tomorrow

    ...formally known as'' tester''

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    Re: my wife jokes

    Newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: Darling, why don’t you brew us some coffee?

    Wife looks confused: But that's your task, honey.
    What? Why?

    It’s all over the Bible, dearest.

    The Bible says nothing about who’s supposed to be brewing coffee!

    The wife grabs hold of a copy and starts flipping pages at random: See? Everywhere: Hebrews, Hebrews, Hebrews.
    Time out of mind

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    My Ex wife was so stupid every year she went to Benidorm with her "slaggy" mates for a holiday.

    Every year i used to check her suitcase and see she had a box of condoms hidden under her clothes.

    Silly cow didnt even have a cock !!

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    I cant believe she thought she had a cock

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