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    Scousers

    Lets lighten the mood.
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    Re: Scousers

    One day a Jew, a Hindu, and a scouser all arrived at their hotel to find that there had been a mix-up with the bookings, and that there was only one room left for them to share. The manager explained that this room only had two beds, but that there was a barn at a neighbouring farm which the farmer, an old friend of his, would let one of them sleep in free of charge.?*

    They complained a bit, but since there was nowhere else to go, the Jew graciously said he'd sleep inthe barn. The Hindu and the scouser were just settling down to sleep in their room, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Jew.?*

    "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a pig in that barn and because I'm Jewish I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it." "No problem," said the Hindu. "I'll sleep out there instead." So off he went to the barn, leaving the scouser and the Jew to share the room.?*

    They were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Hindu. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a cow in that barn and because I'm a Hindu I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it."?*

    The scouser grudgingly agreed to give up his bed and stomped off to the barn, leaving the Jew and the Hindu to share the room. The Jew and the Hindu were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door.?*

    It was the cow and the pig.?*

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    Re: Scousers

    FIRST COMBINED MONKEY AND SCOUSER
    FLIGHT TO THE MOON

    The monkey enters the rocket and finds an envelope marked "Monkey". It opens it and reads the letter. It contained very precise and complicated instructions on how to fly the rocket. The Scouser enters the rocket and finds an envelope marked "Scouser". He opens and reads the letter. It said "Feed the monkey"?*

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    Not a joke, but it made me laugh

    Celtic get walloped in europe again.

    Brilliant performance from Cluj to beat Celtic tonight. Must admit, before tonight I'd never heard of them but I googled it and it turns out they're a small club from Glasgow

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    For Scouser, Hindi and Jew read, Manc, Geordie, Jock, Taff, Mick, Catholic, Muslim and any other sect. Very 1980's and 2000's.
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